1. Melbourne Writer’s Festival begins today. I am not there. I am not in Melbourne either. I am not even in the right state. Grrr.
2. My library book was due back yesterday and I had not finished reading it. I couldn’t reserve it either, because there were 17 other reservations. Sadly, I was not even close to finishing. I was barly a quarter of the way in. Way to go, school work.
Does the Universe hate you? If yes, why? If not, why the heck not? Life isn’t fair.